Transmissions 
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..........Earth Found!..............................
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Chronomike = 20070131
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Transmission # = 8642215021481005364
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Alien Transmissions Roundup
I was tuning my directional antenna today and came across these gems that I wanted to share with you:- My Outsourced Life (Work Safe)
- Read this article about a man who researched the outsourcing phenomenon by outsourcing his own life including conversations with his wife to the lovely people of India.
- The Pants Whisperer (NOT Work Safe)
- Durex brings you high entertainment in an interactive format to help you think about your penis and how to best engage in safe, FUN sex. Hilarious!
- iHandcuffs (Work Safe, but it will break your tech-heart)
- BoingBoing reports on this original article in the New York Times on the tragic, evil-big-business-like limitations of Apple's sexy new iPhone.
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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