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Eternal Youth
I came up with an idea to ensure eternal youth this week! At the age when you think you have attained the ultimate beauty that youth has to offer, get a one-inch grid tattooed all over your body, or at least on the parts you want to remain ageless. Then, as you age, all you have to do is have plastic surgeons return your skin to the perfect grid pattern when it gets too distorted with age. You could do this as often as you'd like!
For those of you who don't relish the idea of getting a grid tattooed on your body, how about little dots? Or even better, go for a UV tattoo that only shows up under black light. Just remember, you have to act now. You're not getting any younger.
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Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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