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Bald Before Britney

Whenever pop culture takes a turn for the weird, you can count on someone to immortalize it on a T-shirt. This time, the weirdness of the freshly bald Britney Spears and my immortal T-shirts team up to bring you the Hans-inspired "Bald Before Britney" T-shirt. It features a shiny bald head outline and the slogan in a truly girly font. Remind the world that you were ahead of the times. Pop culture, kiss this bald head!

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