Transmissions 
..........Activating Directional Antenna............
..........Searching for Earth.......................
..........Earth Found!..............................
..........Synchronizing Chronometers................
Chronomike = 20070212
..........BEGIN TRANSMISSION........................
Transmission # = 7632939587442020248
Rotation Increment = 12:12 PM
Happy Birthday, Darwin!
Today is Darwin's birthday. To celebrate, I've decided to combine this holiday with Valentine's Day to create the Darwin Kissing Mask! The idea started as a joke email to my boss that for Valentine's Day we should set up a Darwin / Marie Curie kissing booth for the staff. She liked the idea, so of course I had to take it one step further by making the mask. You may notice that Darwin's lips are puckered and flushed a little more than usual.
Right click on the above link and select "Download." Simply cut out the lighter areas, including the eyes and mouth, then tie a string around your head and through the holes. You may want to print it on heavy card stock so it will hold better. Then go smooch the fittest girl!
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
..........END TRANSMISSION..........................
Visit Uncle Greg's Accessory Warehouse. Mention this ad and save 20% off used personal deflector shields.
