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Transmission # = 3771660202378916085
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I'm a Mac!
Last week I bought myself a Mac Mini. It was frustrating at first because I had some trouble copying my old PC files over to it. I also managed to crash the Mac in under 24 hours. (Don't let anyone tell you Mac's don't crash.) Last night, however, I successfully FTPed into it and sent the files over. Now there are only minor problems to solve. I've even got my Palm happily iSyncing.
On The Planet Mike, Mac's are more popular than PCs. PCs are the underdog, and the "I'm a Mac. I'm a PC." ad campaign is for PCs. Check out these twisted ads. They're as funny as the Earth versions.
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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