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Robots
On The Planet Mike there are robots everywhere. Some are twelve feet tall and look like over-engineered garbage trucks. Others are human-sized and look like snakes that walk on two legs with no discernible head. My favorite, however, are little eight-inch humanoid robots that love to fight. The larger robots find programming them with kung fu moves incredibly amusing. Robot fighting is illegal here, so it goes on in dimly lit basements late into the night. I think fights are held in my apartment building, for I often wake up to the whoops and howls of not-so-distant cheering robots.
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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