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Vote (or Don't)
Today is the deadline to vote on what to do with the viaduct here in New Seattle. Normally, I would tell you to vote goddamn it, but this election represents everything people hate about voting. This is a vote for two options (the tunnel or the elevated highway) that are equally flawed, that others are better qualified to decide on, and in the end, on which our opinions count for nothing. This election serves only to dissolution voters on the whole voting system, which is far too great a cost compared to the gain of a few opinions. So for this one, I say vote or don't.
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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