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Terrible, Terrible
"Terrible, terrible" may be the phrase of the week (Katie Davis, I miss your sad songs!), but the new words in my dictionary are ort, house booty, abortifacient, and senescence.
And did you hear the terrible, terrible news about the ham in Australia?
Post your rants about how terribly, terribly wet you got in Winter Downpour 2007 on Monday. I was wearing a poncho but looked like I'd been wading up to my knees in a swimming pool by the time I got to work. (Granted, I missed a bus that never came because Campus Parkway was flooded out.)
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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