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Happy New Year!
Here on The Planet Mike, the new year is not celebrated like it is on Earth. Instead of doing something nice, like going out to dinner to Chandler's with close friends and eating and drinking the night away, generally people watch giant holographic projections of bunny vs. goldfish battles. At first, you might think this fight a shoe-in for the bunnies, but it really comes down to where the round is fought -- land or water. In water, the goldfish really just needs to hold out long enough. Even on land they occasionally throw a surprise left hook.
But, personally, I prefer hanging out with friends.
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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