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ROUS's Bigger Than MLK Thought
Just in time for the day when we celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr, the famous African-American who, here on The Planet Mike, fought for the rights of ROUS's (Rodents of Unusual Size) to be treated no different than other Rodentia (i.e. having the opportunity to be used in labs for experiments, being hated universally as pests and disease carriers, etc.), scientists have learned that ROUS's came in sizes much larger than previously thought. In the historical documentary, The Princess Bride, ROUS's were depicted as weighing only several hundred pounds. According to new scientific evidence, these animals may have weighed over 2000 pounds, about the weight of a small elephant! I think MLK would be proud to know that his dream was even bigger than he imagined.
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Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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