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ManQuarium
This post is for all you ladies out there. Is your man not helping you feel good about yourself? Don't settle for a human anymore. Check out Manquarium where you can design a virtual man, trap him in a fish tank, and listen to him go on and on about how great you are and how he loves you so. This not so subtle ad for Gillette also will unconsciously remind you that even virtual men want their women to have shaved legs. Men, you'll laugh too, so don't be shy about creating a man for yourself.
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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