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Transmission # = 6303161097258697857
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Happy Pi Day!
Pi Day (3/14) is a big deal here on the Planet Mike! Pi is a ratio that helps define the relationship between the diameter and circumference of a circle (pi=C/d). The main way people here celebrate is throwing frozen hot dogs to calculate pi, and then eating pie. I won the contest at work to see who knew pi to the most decimal places (32), even beating a coworker who was copying it off her internet connected phone as quickly as possible. Another coworker claims she could have beaten me had she been present. In any case, I wish you a happy Pi Day and leave you with this final thought:
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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