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..........Searching for Earth.......................
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Chronomike = 20080305

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Things That Are Up

You know how people ask, "what's up?" and the only response is "not much"?  Well, here's a list of things that are up so that your answer is never boring again:

• birds
  
• the sky
  
• clouds
  
• airplanes
  
• the sun
  
• the moon
  
• Cassini
  
• the opposite of down
  
• helium balloons
  
• telephone wires
  
• a monkey in a tree
  
• stocks
  
• things that are less dense than air
  
• your spirits
  
• mohalks
  
• old men on viagra
  
• a baby on a trampoline
  
• a type of quark
  
• Seven
  
• flying pigs
  
• dunce caps
  
• the number of voting democrats
  
• deaths in Iraq / Iraqi deaths
  
• the amount of funding for abstinence only education
  
• Alta Taquima - a high altitude archeological site
  
• the number of people on low-carb diets
  
• sales of laptops
  

What do you think is up?

Transmitted by Michael Bowers

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