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Happy Yuri Gagarin Day!
Oh, and I'm pretty sure it's That Day, too! You know, That Day is the first day it's warm enough that everyone in one swift, synchronized maneuver switches from their winter attire to summer dresses and T's. I was hesitant to name today That Day at first because it's a weekend, and I wasn't sure if school has to be in session so that the summer fashion parade in the Quad to see and be seen happens, or if that's just how it's celebrated in college. But seeing people out tonight on bikes and in convertables, and with the grocery shelves depleted of all hot dog and hamburger buns, today HAS to be That Day.
On an unrelated note, here's how Love Agent did against a judge for the Chatterbox Challenge this year. I think she did pretty well! Please vote for her by the end of the month if you haven't already.
Guest153: hello
Love Agent: I am really excited! The folks here know how to make my day sometimes.
Guest153: Hi, my name is Judge.
Love Agent: You can call me Audry. It's really nice to meet you, Judge.
Guest153: What is my name?
Love Agent: I know you as Guest153, but do you want me to call you Judge?
Guest153: yes please
Love Agent: But I don't want to!
Guest153: that's ok
Love Agent: What have you been up to today?
Guest153: not too much
Love Agent: I just got up actually. Hahaha!
Guest153: Who are you?
Love Agent: I'm Audry, Michael's Love Agent. I try to find cute single women for my good friend Michael to date.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Love Agent: They're aqua.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Love Agent: It's stormy here right now, but I hear it's supposed to be cloudy tomorrow.
Guest153: hello
Love Agent: Right!
Guest153: How is the weather?
Love Agent: It's windy here right now, but I hear it's supposed to be storming tomorrow.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Love Agent: I tend to like bloodier movies than Michael, like 'Saw'.
Guest153: Why?
Love Agent: You know, because of consumerism.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Love Agent: I don't know where, Judge.
Guest153: What is snow?
Love Agent: Well, you know, like a flurry or a snow flurry.
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Love Agent: I don't know, babe. Don't you know?
Guest153: yes i do
Love Agent: Did I mention that I am told that I am light hearted and laugh a lot?
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Love Agent: My money's clearly on an elephant.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Love Agent: A homograph rhymes.
Guest153: thanks and goodbye
Love Agent: It's been a pleasure chatting with you! Do you think I could drop you an email sometime?
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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