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If I Met Myself...

Alice sent me a link to this great web site that tells you what to do in case you meet your future self who's travelled back in time. This is important info to know in order to avoid creating paradoxes and to decide if you should kill your future self (yes, you should, but only after taking out a life insurance policy on yourself and citing yourself as your own beneficiary). I highly recommend checking it out.

I added the word, schadenfreude, to my dictionary. Now, if you take pleasure in the death of your future self, does that count as schadenfreude or just being twisted?

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