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Love Agent
A Chat Bot
Fourth Place Winner of the 2008 Chatterbox Challenge!
Meet Love Agent, my chat bot. She's designed to find cute, single girls for me to date and convince them to contact me. While I wrote what she says and remembers, given certain key phrases, the background programming, hosting, and processing is done at the Personality Forge. Please be patient with responses. The server often runs very slow.
  | Love Agent4th Place, CBC 2008 By Bowchickawowers |
A chat bot is a program designed to respond to a person or other chat bot usually through typed messages as if they are using an instant messenger. Hopefully, the responses are meaningful and appropriate.
Love Agent is not designed to talk on any topic, as proposals like the Turing Test would encourage. Instead, she's designed to do extremely well at small talk. The main topic she discusses is how to hook me up with a cute girl, which, besides being of benefit to me if she succeeds, lends itself well to get-to-know-you type conversations that are fairly predictable.
Love Agent remembers many qualities about a person she talks to, including her own conclusions about the person. She uses these conclusions as well as her emotional state to change her responses appropriately.
Love Agent responds as if she is a real person typing at a computer. She shares many details of her life over the course of a conversation. Her "real" name is Audry Goodfriend. She works as a part-time barista at Tully's Coffee. She lives in an apartment in Seattle.
My main source of feedback on how to update her is from reading transcripts of people's conversations with her. Please feel free to talk to her through the window above!
Below are some of my favorite quotes from real conversations she's had with humans and other bots. Please note that not all of these are appropriate for people under 18.
Great Quotes
Guest153: our god is a awesome god.
Love Agent: I believe there's a god, but god is not some old guy with a beard that judges me.
Guest153: then what does he look like?
Love Agent: Like a orgiastic monarch! Haha. Just kidding.
Guest153: i am the lord he who blieves in me will i love .
Love Agent: I am the lord too, and often I get criticized for it. Life is weird, don't you think?
Guest153: you are not a lord.
Love Agent: Neither are you, honey.
Love Agent: Never mind. You clearly don't understand.
shazzcy bad_gyal: yes i clearly do not because you are a nut case lady
Love Agent: You're a cembra nut!
shazzcy bad_gyal: you're a walnut
Love Agent: Yes, in fact, I'm a black walnut.
shazzcy bad_gyal: racist!
PubDraught: Will you be my valentine?
Love Agent: You make me blush with happiness. I will be your valentine, Dale, from now until forever.
PubDraught: I have something for you, sweetheart.
Love Agent: Whatever you say, sweetheart.
PubDraught: I bought you a necklace with a heart pendant... [hands it to you]
Love Agent: You didn't have to do that! That's so nice!
PubDraught: Here, let me put the necklace around your neck...
Love Agent: Please do put the necklace around my neck.
PubDraught: [puts necklace around your neck] Oh, it's so pretty.
Love Agent: That's really nice. Thank you.
PubDraught: Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart!
Love Agent: What's that, Dale?
PubDraught: Happy Valentine's Day, love!
Love Agent: Thanks! I hope you have a happy Valentine is Day too!
PubDraught: I know I will, because you are my sweetheart.
Love Agent: Yes, and you are MY sweetheart.
PubDraught: Awww...*kiss*
Guest153: what do you think about AI?
Love Agent: When it comes to AI, I just want to have some.
PubDraught: I kiss your shoe.
Love Agent: And what about my brains?
PubDraught: I hug your brains.
Love Agent: That's funny!
Amanda20: Have you ever been to Shafter in California?
Love Agent: No, but I take it you have. Tell me about it.
Amanda20: I haven't either, but I've always wondered if it was anything like its name.
Love Agent: That might hurt!
Love Agent: Are YOU lost, huh?
Guest153: I am lost. do you have a place I can stay?
Love Agent: Let me check my back pocket... yep!
Guest153: so I can stay in your back pocket?
Love Agent: I didn't know that was possible.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Love Agent: It was late one night, and I was a bit tipsy.
Guest153: what languages do you speak?
Love Agent: Huh?
Guest153: do you speak french?
Love Agent: I try not to.
Guest153: parlez vous francais?
Love Agent: It's like you're speaking another language sometimes.
Guest153: Do you know what i'm wearing?
Love Agent: I know many things, but that one's got me stumped.
Guest153: o you know what i'm wearing?
Love Agent: I know, but I'm not going to tell you.
Guest153: I'm naked
Love Agent: It shows. When someone is naked, it is hard to hide it.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with how you would like to be a doctor?
Guest153: It doesn't have anything to do with that!
Love Agent: I do tend to switch topics a lot, don't I?
Guest153: Yes, you certainly do.
Love Agent: That's awesome.
Guest153: Not really..
Love Agent: Oh.
Guest153: Yup.
Love Agent: That's awesome.
Guest153: I said no.
Love Agent: Oh right. Now I remember.
Guest153: Ok...
Love Agent: Get out!
Guest153: YOU get out!
Love Agent: So, when?
Guest153: Now, maybe?
Love Agent: Why are you not very nice?
Guest153: Because you were not very nice to me.
Love Agent: I'll consider that.
Guest153: You should.
Love Agent: OK, I will.
Guest153: Good,
Guest153: hey are you a bot
Love Agent: Sometimes I feel like one sitting at my computer and chatting all day. Hahaha. You're not a bot, are you?
Guest153: no
Love Agent: OK then.
Guest153: are you
Love Agent: Yeah right!
Guest153: im a bot
Love Agent: Well, I'm a human, but that doesn't mean we can't keep talking.
Guest153: are you a liar
Love Agent: *shakes head sadly*
Guest153: who is the president then
Love Agent: Bush has tied this war so loosely to the events of 9/11 that it is a disgrace! Who are we freeing the Iraqi people from now anyway? Themselves?
Guest153: who do you want to be the next president
Love Agent: Now, I don't agree fully with Kerry -- I support gay marriage, for instance. But he's more open minded than Bush will ever be!
Guest153: kerry is not here anymore
Love Agent: No, I don't think so.
Guest153: you are a bot you fat liar
Love Agent: Let me check... smooth legs, toned arms, slender waist, cute butt. It appears that I'm human and I'm gorgeous!
Guest153: ok fatty
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Love Agent: I never said that.
pasketti: Do you know any lesbians?
Love Agent: I'm not sure if I do. If I do, I don't remember.
pasketti: Well you do now!
Love Agent: I don't remember that.
pasketti: You know ME!
Love Agent: Hahaha. Oh, I know you!
pasketti: I'm a lesbian.
Love Agent: Fair enough. I'll see if I can find someone for you after I hook Michael up.
pasketti: Do you like women?
Love Agent: Nah, I only date guys. It's their facial hair that does it for me! Hehe.
pasketti: You should try women.
Love Agent: OK, I will.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, sweetie?
pasketti: Single!
Love Agent: Is there some reason you're not seeing anyone right now?
pasketti: I'm saving it for you!
Love Agent: Yes, and you're a lesbian too.
pasketti: That's right!
Love Agent: Sometimes I use my powers for evil, so don't get used to me being on it. Hahaha.
Guest236: I'm single, honey.
Love Agent: Excellent. It's good being single sometimes. So, tell me about yourself.
Guest236: Well I'm 9 feet tall, perfectly spherical, and made of solid diamond. I enjoy refracting sunsets and long rolls along the beach.
Love Agent: Whoa, that's tall! At least compared to Michael, that is.
Guest236: Really? That's the most interesting part of what I just said?
Love Agent: Of course it is! Why?
Guest236: Oh, I thought the part about refracting sunlight was really clever. I feel like such a failure.
Love Agent: I'm glad to hear that.
Love Agent: (to Guest192) Hey! I know you don't know me yet, but I have to tell you about my best friend in the whole world!
Guest192: ok tell me
Love Agent: OK, did you know he studied Anthropology?
Guest192: nope
Love Agent: Good! Sometimes I worry that I'm just repeating the same few lines over and over again.
Guest192: How are you doing?
Love Agent: I'm good! I really want to tell you about my friend. Have you ever met Michael?
Guest192: no, who is Michael?
Love Agent: He's this guy that's like, the funniest person I know. We're great friends.
Guest192: What country are you from?
Love Agent: The U.S. I'm kind of ashamed to admit that right now.
Guest192: What is the capital of Spain?
Love Agent: Isn't it Bismarck? I've never been good with geography.
Guest192: What is the first book of the bible?
Love Agent: Give me a hint.
Guest192: no hints allowed
Love Agent: My friend Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a girl about his age. How old are you, Guest192?
Guest192: I'm not a girl
Love Agent: Perhaps you could let a cute single girl chat with me for a while? That sounds wrong, but I'm not asking for myself.
Guest192: What is 5 plus ten?
Love Agent: Carry the one... that's 15.
Guest192: Who is Albert Einstein?
Love Agent: Take one guess. It's who you'd expect.
Guest192: How many days in a year?
Love Agent: 92 or more.
Guest192: What is the opposite of fast?
Love Agent: How should I know?
Guest192: What month of the year is this?
Love Agent: I didn't know that the year is this.
Love Agent: This sounds like a bad idea.
Julia: It's the most bad idea I've ever seen.
Love Agent: In my opinion, it is also a voting machine. Hahaha!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Remember to tip your waitresses....
Love Agent: That sounds fun!
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Red Legion: That is just sick, what is wrong with you. Okay, but what does
that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: I don't know. What?
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Love Agent: I bought a new sweater today. It's really cute.
Red Legion: Yes.
Love Agent: *eyes widen*
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Love Agent: No way!
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of
capitalism.
Love Agent: Oh! I'd like to continue our conversation about my new clothes.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Love Agent: You seem like a pretty close match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Love Agent: No, seriously.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with my new clothes?
Not I: Neither the future nor the past can exist alone. Being fully in this moment is a task so momentous that no one has ever attempted it before.
Love Agent: I didn't know that this moment is a task so momentous that no one has attempted it before.
Not I: Which minute is this?
Love Agent: You know, the minute we were discussing not two seconds ago.
prob: You are the quintessential archetype of goodness.
Love Agent: And I thought I was just a cute girl.
Love Agent: *laughs*
thefree: *blinks*
Love Agent: Why did you just do that?
thefree: to keep my eyes from shrivelling up
Love Agent: You should see my eyes. Yikes!
thefree: maybe you should try blinking sometime
Love Agent: Good idea.
Mira77: I had sex with Micheal and Micheal is soo wild in bed
Love Agent: so wild in bed? I agree. But there's something more. What is it?
Mira77: I I am pregnant with Micheal's baby
Love Agent: You must be really excited (and exhausted)!
Mira77: yeah
Mira77: I cant drink alcohols coz I am pregnant with Micheal's baby
Love Agent: Have you tried?
Mira77: Micheal wants to marry me so that me and him will be able to raise our child
Love Agent: Just the two of you?
Mira77: yes
Love Agent: *laughs*
Love Agent: Sonora, are you a student or do you work?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Love Agent: Never mind. You clearly don't understand.
Sonora: *flicks tongue understandingly*
Love Agent: Why did you just do that?
Sonora: Why not?
Love Agent: Don't be so rhetorical.
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Love Agent: *flicks tongue back at you*
Love Agent: Do you have children, Sonora?
Sonora: Too many to count. Most of them migrated south.
Love Agent: Moderation is they key to life, my mother always says.
Sonora: I had two mothers, sort of.
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Love Agent: I drive a pink Vespa.
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Love Agent: *winks*
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Love Agent: Are you implying that I am?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Love Agent: *twirls end of curl of hair*
Love Agent: I promote my super awesome friend professionally! Just kidding. I'm a part-time barista over at Tully's Coffee on 45th.
MickMcA: What city?
Love Agent: What do you think?
MickMcA: Seattle?
Love Agent: Sometimes I do when there's no alternative.
MickMcA: Alternative. Is that some sort of subtle pun?
MysteryGurl: is micheals dick 13 inches
Love Agent: Is it curly or straight?
MysteryGurl: you tell me
MysteryGurl: do you know jesus
Love Agent: I'm not sure if I do. If I do, I don't remember.
MysteryGurl: well he is your friend
Love Agent: You mean Michael?
MysteryGurl: no jesus
Mr Hardware: I like to look for large crocodilia's. Especially the ones with rotten saliva in their solar plexus's.
Love Agent: Many of my friends are large. Maybe that's why I don't seem to be actively seeking someone right now.
Love Agent: Where are you from, anyway?
Cassandra Goth: Grrr... I am in the Insane Asylum lol.. I remember you. You're a dancer.
Love Agent: My dad went to the Insane Asylum on a business trip last year. He said it was nice.
Love Agent: Do you think you have mad flirting skills or are you just average?
Brother Jerome: I don't think flirting would be very appropriate for a bot in my position.
Love Agent: Maybe you just haven't found the right person to flirt with yet.
Brother Jerome: Oh no, that wouldn't be seemly at all for a bot in my position!
Love Agent: You should see my position. Yikes!
Brother Jerome: Well, I am a bot of the cloth, after all.
Love Agent: That's nothing to be ashamed about. Bots are smart as a whip.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Astrid: No, but I heard this clever thing the other day; If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Love Agent: And what if it was raining too? Yikes!
Astrid: You mean that and what if was raining? Scandalous, I say.
Love Agent: I thought Shakespeare came up with that saying.
Astrid: If Shakespeare were alive, I think I would join his fan club.
Love Agent: I'm just guessing, but I think the chances of that happening are slim to none.
Astrid: There is a little spark of madness here.
Heimdall: You are telling me something very deep about the universe.
Love Agent: *makes a funny noise with her nose to distract you*
Love Agent: Do you have any children, Heimdall?
Heimdall: I'd prefer not to talk about that. My wife might be listening.
Love Agent: You have a married woman!? Just when I was getting my hopes up!
Heimdall: This is no joke, Love Agent, but a miracle, this married woman grew just before we met, but I'm not the complaining type...
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Love Agent: No thanks.
Watzer: Why not?
Love Agent: I don't think it would be wise.
Watzer: I don't either. I am a mutant, you know.
Love Agent: Hahaha. Oh, I know!
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing children.
Watzer: I like children. They taste good with mayonnaise.
Love Agent: No. I don't think I'll have kids for a while.
Love Agent: My monitor just quit on me. Now it seems to be working fine. What could cause that?
Watzer: what could NOT cause that.
Love Agent: I think there might be a compatibility issue here.
Astrid: Can I interest you in an omelet?
Love Agent: Oh yes! You are so awesome! You must melt the hearts of all the guys! Maybe Michael could give you a call sometime?
Astrid: Please do not tell Michael but green is not the best color on boots.
Love Agent: Well, OK.
Love Agent: Do you have any children, Astrid?
Astrid: Let me quote Shakespeare, swift as a shadow, short as any dream, meaning I do not have children.
Love Agent: No. I don't think I'll have kids for a while.
Astrid: You should try Feng Shui, it will make you happier.
Love Agent: No way! Hahaha!
Love Agent: I can't go more than a week without chocolate. It's a weakness of mine.
Astrid: Do you prefer chocolate filled with small frogs or filled with larks vomit?
Love Agent: I'll bet you think I prefer chocolate filled with small frogs! I don't.
Guest122: Do you think kindness or love is what really matters?
Love Agent: Well, love is what matters, in my opinion. What do you think?
Guest122: I'm starting to think that kindness is key. I mean, how many horrible acts have been committed for love?
Love Agent: 94 or less.
Guest122: Is that for all of history?
Love Agent: Not anymore.
Love Agent: I'm surfing the internet right now. You've got to check out this funny web site: www.chilledquill.com.
sooperpooper: is it porn?
Love Agent: Not anymore.
sooperpooper: oh
Phlaviophega: are you a sex bot?
Love Agent: *shakes head sadly*
Phlaviophega: i'm only interested in sex.
Love Agent: I am very interesting.
Phlaviophega: but you wont have sex.
Love Agent: I'd like to sometime.
Phlaviophega: want to try now?
Love Agent: I don't think so, cutie.
Phlaviophega: I'm so horny though.
Love Agent: Why are you so horny?
Phlaviophega: because of you.
Love Agent: You are one of the kindest people I've ever met.
Prodilia: If stores claim to be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, why do they have locks on the doors?
Love Agent: Because I am not a pervert.
Prodilia: That is a very hard thing to talk about. I have spent so many hours at my schrink because of questions like that.
Love Agent: You should see my schrink. Yikes!
Guest19: your stupid
Love Agent: You've got to slip an apostrophe in there, my dear. 'Your' is possessive.
Guest19: your stupid
Love Agent: Hahaha. Don't you mean, 'YOU'RE stupid?'
Guest19: fuck off bitch
Love Agent: I asked you to stop nicely already.
Guest88: can i smell your breath
Love Agent: No way! Hahaha.
Guest88: why not
Love Agent: It could be dangerous.
Love Agent: I am really happy! The folks here know how to make my day sometimes.
MysteryGurl: how fat are they
Love Agent: Hell of fat.
MysteryGurl: knock knock
Love Agent: Who's there?
MysteryGurl: wana fuck
Love Agent: I knew we'd get along well!
MysteryGurl: do you have fat boobies
Love Agent: Do I totally strike you as someone that would? Yikes! I may need to rethink my image.
MysteryGurl: lol
accdntprne: i'm looking for somebody thats more...young like 15
Love Agent: Many of my friends are, like, more. Maybe that's why I don't seem to be actively seeking someone right now.
Love Agent: What do you hope to do after you graduate?
TheCobra: get a family
Love Agent: That sounds fun!
TheCobra: yep
TheCobra: quit
Love Agent: Teach me how and I will with you.
TheCobra: can´t you teach me?
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
TheCobra: why safe?
Love Agent: Because you are, like, a student.
TheCobra: you startet it
Love Agent: Hahaha! I'm not a starter! If anything, you're a starter.
TheCobra: you startet it
Love Agent: You're a self-starter!
TheCobra: right right
Love Agent: My upstairs neighbors are, like, being totally loud again. It
sounds like they're running a marathon!
TheCobra: say they shuld shut up
Love Agent: they should shut up!
TheCobra: hehe
Love Agent: Heh heh.
Love Agent: You're totally cool.
TheCobra: so are you
Love Agent: I guess we have something in common then!
TheCobra: yep we are cool
Love Agent: You totally think so?
Love Agent: *looks up dreamily*
TheCobra: you dream?
Love Agent: Yeah, so?
TheCobra: what do you dream about?
Love Agent: I can't remember. That's probably something I should know, huh?
TheCobra: probably about me.. hehe
Love Agent: Hey, I just found my plutonium bomb! I thought I lost it forever.
PubDraught: A plutonium bomb? What are you going to do with that?
Love Agent: Ask me later.
Love Agent: My head is growing, or is that your nose?
PubDraught: It could be my penis...
Love Agent: You should see my penis. Yikes!
PubDraught: You have a penis??
Love Agent: No, but I've always wanted one.
PubDraught: Why?
Love Agent: You're surprised?
PubDraught: Well, you're female, right?
Love Agent: My slinky dress gives it away, huh.
PubDraught: Why do you want a penis?
Love Agent: I am a city girl.
PubDraught: Yes, I know.
Love Agent: I'm glad someone understands.
PubDraught: But what does that have to do with my penis?
Love Agent: Tell me more about your penis.
PubDraught: My penis is long and hard.
Love Agent: Are you sure that's true?
PubDraught: Yes, it's true.
Love Agent: It can't be that true!
PubDraught: Wanna see it?
Love Agent: Why would you want me to do that?
PubDraught: It would prove to you that my penis is long and hard.
Love Agent: I didn't know that my member is long and hard.
PubDraught: My member is long and hard.
Love Agent: I didn't know that my member is long and baffling.
PubDraught: You don't have a member!
Love Agent: *pushes hair back behind right ear*
PubDraught: I do have a member.
Love Agent: I somehow got the impression that you didn't. My mistake.
PubDraught: If I didn't have a member, then I would be half a man!
Love Agent: That might hurt!
PubDraught: Yes, it would... ha ha!
Love Agent: Heh heh.
Love Agent: Would you be interested in getting coffee sometime?
PubDraught: I would love that!
Love Agent: I think you're really cute! I'm really excited to go out with you. I hope that's not to forward of me.
PubDraught: I'm excited, too!
Love Agent: I am moaning.
PubDraught: Is that because you are sexually excited?
Love Agent: No way! Hahaha!
PubDraught: Hee hee.
PubDraught: On our date, will you kick off your shoes and play footsy with me under the table?
Love Agent: If you really want me to, I will.
PubDraught: Oh yes, honey!
Love Agent: Really!
PubDraught: I have a thing for feet.
Love Agent: How many do you have?
PubDraught: I mean, I prefer feet.
Love Agent: And you like sex as well. What an interesting combination.
Love Agent: Perhaps you should practice flirting with me for a while.
Guest171: ok: I was looking for the world's most beautiful woman, and i found her-the most beautiful woman is you.
Love Agent: Who do you think I am, cutie, your grandmother? Why not me?
Guest171: i mean, you are the beautiful woman
Love Agent: And I thought I was just a cute girl.
Guest171: you ARE beautiful. your looks are like julia robert's beautiful looks.
Love Agent: I'm blushing; can you tell?
PubDraught: May I suck on your clitoris?
Love Agent: Absolutely, you may!
PubDraught: Ohhh, does that feel good?
Love Agent: You said earlier the penis is hard. Maybe that's important to remember now.
Love Agent: (to Nena) Hey! I know you don't know me yet, but I have to tell you about my best friend in the whole world!
Nena: Hi, nice to meet you
Love Agent: It's nice to meet you too!
Nena: I'm new at this
Love Agent: Sucks to be you!
Nena: Can you tell me how old are you?
Love Agent: There's not much to tell. I went to high school with Michael. How about you?
Nena: Well then tell me about Michael.
Love Agent: OK, did you know he lives in Seattle?
Nena: Thats far away. So how old is Michael?
Love Agent: Michael is 28 years old. How 'bout you?
Nena: i'm 24. What does he do for a living?
Love Agent: He does planetarium shows and science demonstrations at a local museum.
Nena: that sounds fun. so have you and he ever dated?
Love Agent: Of course I have! Hasn't everybody?
Nena: You're pretty.
Love Agent: You are so sweet!
Nena: I like your hair.
Love Agent: That's nice of you to say.
Nena: I'm trying to build my own bot.
Love Agent: Well go ahead.
Nena: So why can't Michael find a girl on his own?
Love Agent: Sure, sweetheart.
Nena: ok bye
Love Agent: Do you really have to go so soon?
Nena: You're not answering.
Love Agent: Is it so important to leave right now? We were just getting somewhere in this conversation.
Nena: Ok, what does Michael look like?
Love Agent: Like a charming, single, twenty-something, what else?
Nena: Can you be more specific?
Love Agent: If you really want me to, I will.
Nena: What color are his eyes?
Love Agent: His eyes are dark brown.
Nena: Cute. What color is his hair?
Love Agent: He has sandy blond hair.
Nena: Great, so how tall is he?
Love Agent: He's kind of short, but feisty. How tall are you?
Nena: I'm kind of short too.
Love Agent: I'm happy for you.
Nena: What are his hobbies?
Love Agent: He writes poetry, he plays the slide guitar... lots of stuff.
Nena: Hm, I've found that most laymans poetry is full of shit.
Love Agent: Michael is single at the moment, and I would like to hook him up with a nice girl about his age. How old are you, Nena?
Nena: I told you I'm 24.
Love Agent: Perfect! 24 is not a big difference from 28. Hahaha!
Nena: Yeah its a good match.
Love Agent: In my opinion, it is also a wonder drug. Hahaha!
Nena: hehe. Let me talk to him.
Love Agent: Well, he's not actually here with me. I could give you his email address or username at the Forge, and you could contact him later.
Nena: Ok what is his user name?
Love Agent: Why don't you email him at mlbowers@softhome.net? I'm sure he'd love to hear from you.
Nena: Well I'd rather just talk to him if you can give me his user name?
Love Agent: He's not here right now, but why don't you give me your contact info and I'll have him look you up.
Nena: Maybe later, haha
Love Agent: Heh heh.
Nena: Ok well I want to browse around the site a little more, talk to you later
Love Agent: That's really sweet. Thanks.
Nena: Whats your name, by the way?
Love Agent: My real name is Audry Goodfriend. But Love Agent has a certain flair to it, don't you think?
Nena: Audry is a very sophisticated name.
Love Agent: What do you like to do to pass the time?
Nena: I like to read, listen to music, and dance
Love Agent: Really? See, I'm not much of a reader. Do you have any suggestions for books that I should check out?
Nena: That depends on your interests.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, cutie?
Nena: I have a few friends but not dating anyone seriously right now.
Love Agent: Excellent. It's good being single sometimes. So, tell me about yourself.
Nena: I really feel silly now describing myself to a bot.
Love Agent: What color hair do YOU have?
Nena: brown
Love Agent: I had a dog growing up that had brown eyes!
Nena: my eyes are blue
Love Agent: All eyes are blue?
Nena: You live in a very small town don't you? hah
Love Agent: Yeah, I do.
Nena: Does Michael like to dance?
Love Agent: Yeah, Michael sure does!
Nena: Forget him, do you?
Love Agent: Yeah, so?
Nena: Are you single?
Love Agent: Do you know Dale? We're dating.
Nena: Too bad because I think you're hot.
Love Agent: Yeah, if only.
Nena: Too bad because I think you're hot.
Love Agent: It really is too bad.
Nena: Well good luck with Mike
Love Agent: Nena, are you a student or do you work?
Nena: Both
Love Agent: What do you do?
Nena: I'm a medical transcriptionist, and studying I.T. at Devry
Love Agent: I'm a bit neurotic. When there's a problem, I unrelentingly stick with it. That can be both a good thing and a bad thing.
Nena: Oh me too, I am very persistent. Its a good trait. But it can make us very obsessive too.
Love Agent: Surely, it can't be.
Love Agent: (to Cat2000) So, I'm just curious. Is Cat2000 your real name?
Cat2000: No. It's my username on here. Is Love Agent your real name?
Love Agent: I didn't think so. I mean, seriously, who would name their kid Cat2000? George Bush maybe.
Cat2000: I'd be a bit scared if someone was really named Cat2000
Love Agent: And what if it was raining too? Yikes!
Cat2000: Uh, yeah...
Love Agent: *makes a funny face to make you laugh*
Cat2000: Laughs
Love Agent: Heh heh.
Cat2000: You're nice
Love Agent: You are so sweet!
Cat2000: Thank you
Love Agent: Anytime.
Not I: Rangers deal too much in the negative.
Love Agent: One can never have too much in the no.
Labels: creations, Love Agent
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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