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..........Earth Found!..............................
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Outpost
Currently, I have two shops through CafePress.com: Mike 4 Sale and Earth 4 Sale. CafePress allows anyone to upload original artwork and put it on everything from buttons to mugs to sweatshirts. You can support me and this web site by purchasing these products:
Pluto has a dwarf posse! As a new dwarf planet, Pluto need not feel bad about his demotion. He's got new friends like Ceres and Eris. This is the classic "has a posse" design from Andre the Giant infamy. Available on black, navy blue, green, and maroon men's and women's T-shirts. [Details]
You know Intelligent Design isn't science. You want to share this with others. Clarify the ideas behind evolution for the flock of dodos with this "Discover Evolution" logo, and a clarification of what counts as I.D. on back. Available on sweatshirts, T-shirts, polos, and more, for men and women. [Details]
You're a girl. You're a dork. You're adorable, too. Don't let the boys forget it. You are adorkable with a 'k'. Available only on the cutest girl's shirts. [Details]
John Gray was wrong. Men are not from Mars, and women are not from Venus. We are more alike than different. Remind other Earthlings that gender equality can happen. Available on buttons and mini-buttons. [Details]
Global Warming is a major problem that we must do something about now. Use a permanent marker to check off what you're doing to stop global warming on the back. Let others know what they can do too. Available on sweatshirts, T-shirts, polos, and more, for men, women, and children! [Details]
Change starts with you. Find your polling location and vote. I need you. Please, I beg you, vote goddamn it! Available on buttons, mini-buttons, stickers, and hats. [Details]
Federal funding for Abstinence Only Education has doubled under Bush. Numerous studies show that these students will not use protection when the time comes. Their health and future is in jeopardy. Don't let 1+1=3. Teach Contraception. Available on buttons. [Details]
Transmitted by Michael Bowers
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