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Best Toy Store Ever


I went to Top Ten Toys up on Greenwood & 85th today looking for a squirt gun. I couldn't find any. When I asked, they told me their delightfully forward-thinking policy: "We have a non-violence policy in the toys we carry, so we don't carry any toy guns, bows and arrows or swords."

I thought, "You're right! I don't need to promote violence, even if it is just with squirt guns." Instead, I bought something WAY better.

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